Ridiculous Porn Titles

Week after week, I am STILL shocked by some of the Porn Titles we sell.
I hope you are as shocked as I continue to be. Titles are in bold while my comments will be in italics.

-Rip Me A New Asshole No thanks, I already have one.

-Queen LaQueefa The rapper? I love her! Oh, wait...no...

-Flesh Tacos with Extra Sour Cream No thanks, I'm Vegan.

-May I Push in Your Stool? I'm good, but next time I'm backed up I'll call you so you can help me remove it.

-John Wayne Bobbit As in, the guy who got his dick chopped off by his psychopathic wife? Now I'm just curious...

-Boy Meats Girl I'm guessing this goes further than throwing slabs of bacon.

-Beauty and the Geezer I believe the politically correct term is "Gold-Digger."

-1 Father, 1 Bride, 5 Strap-On Maids, and One Sore-Ass Groom No Joke, that's the title. I wonder if this was a private ceremony...

-Please Bang my Wife I know, you're a man. Your sex drive is just so low, especially after that last affair. It's such a chore to have sex with someone that you've committed your life to. Especially if she's ugly. Wait, she's not? You've got problems. But I guess you DID say please...

-Geriatric G-Spot Hey, Someone's gotta keep doing Demi Moore.

-Honey, let's do a She-Male Oh, alright, as long as there's no kissing

-Interracial Pregnant Gangbang Those are 3 very distinctly specific things packed into one 4 hour movie! I like the interracial pregnant part, but can we leave the gangbang out of it?

-Camel Toe Traffic Jam Aw, is THAT why I was late for work?

-Unconscious Because otherwise she won't shut up!

-Double Vag Attack! I only have one vag, but if I had two I would definitely be on the attack!

-Old Enough If I were you, I would trust that she's not lying! Now pay up!

-Her Cock is Bigger than Mine! How sure are you that this is indeed a woman? I would check some sources and get back to that

-Dude, where's my Pants? Ah yes, what we all say after a night of innocent board games

-Tranny Hunter I'd give up, man, I hear they're more rare than Sasquatch.

-Chopstix and Torture I KNOW I ordered the spicy chicken, but this is ridiculous!

-Robo Pimp First robots took place of telephone operators, then accountants, but PIMPS? Our Economy is RUINED!

-There's something About Gary Yeah, I always thought that shade of lipstick was wrong for him

And my favorite...

-Oh no! There's a Negro in my white Mother! If I saw that, I'd be shocked too! Because black men and white women rarely copulate in this society!